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Swedish girl, 18 y/o
i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened
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Tag yourself, I’m homophobic auntie
I’m the no nonsense and in and out auntie
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if you’ve never seen one before
deer are smaller than you think
raccoons are bigger than you think
bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close
otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that
wolves are bigger than you think
wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one
chipmunks are smaller than you think
so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right
you were right about the size of moose, mostly
pigs are bigger than you think
coyotes are that size
so are foxes
woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type
this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell
buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise
i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose
moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it
What??? The fuck????
(via surprisebitch)
Pretty much my senior report card
How do you fail lunch?
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(via danger)
“you’re an adult now”
“you need to choose a career”
“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”
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(via officialinternet)
friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress
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